I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
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