I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
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It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
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It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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