Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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