There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
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I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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