Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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