he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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