champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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