covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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