she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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