Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
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It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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