the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I believe in your delicious
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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