If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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