i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
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Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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