yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
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We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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