Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I am in a vortex of obligation.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I want a musical about memes.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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