He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
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After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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