its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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