Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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