I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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