thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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