I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
we made out on top of his cat.
Found your dick twin last night
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It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
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You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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