we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
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I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
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I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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