i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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