i barfeds in our rink
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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