:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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