dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Randomize
