And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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