Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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