so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
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Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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