That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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