That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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