You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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