i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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