Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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