You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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