Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I have post one night stand depression
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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