I'm jealous of your bromance
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
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Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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