from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
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I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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