Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
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