Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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