I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
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I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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