Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Randomize
