dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
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is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
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Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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