I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
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HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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