let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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