Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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