ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
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She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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