Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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