One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm sobbing to NWA
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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