Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
