If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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