Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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