I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
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..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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