you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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